The Nutrition Punk’s Haiku Corner

I got really bored

Wrote nutritional haikus

What am I doing?

Kale

Dark, green, leafy food

High nutrient dense mofo

Not just for hipsters

Celery

Long, green, high-fiber

Low Calorie water sticks

Colonic tooth brush

Coffee

Hot black seed water

Highly caffeinated prick

I drank the whole pot

Alcohol

Not very healthy

Bad, good effects.  Moderate.

I am too snobby.

Romaine Lettuce

Vitamin A rich

Beta-carotene eye sight

1-5-0 percent

Carrots

Rooty veg’table

Also Vitamin A full

Eaten with some Ranch

Bread

High glycemic load

I eat bread with sandwiches

Get the whole grain shit

 

Nuts

Some are allergic

High protein and healthy fats

Wasabi almonds

Trans-fats

Hydrogenated

Suck my dietetic cock

Linked to C-V-D


Apples

Crunchy, sweet, orb things

Variety of uses

Arsenic in core

Potatoes

Underground tubers

High carbohydrate staple

Potassium king

Any more haikus?

Think mine are poorly written?

Comment some below!!

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