Here’s wishing my readers that celebrate it a happy thanksgiving. I know I for one am thankful for the break; these past few weeks have been punching my dick into oblivion with all the classwork. For everyone else readers, well, happy Thursday to you.
One thing people believe about their upcoming meal of turkey and all the other foods out there is that the turkey meat knocks you into a coma. It makes sense. When do a lot of people eat turkey meat? Thanksgiving. But, what if I was to say that this thought process is wrong, and it seems to be more the meat is at the wrong place at the wrong time.
The theory on the Post-Thanksgiving Meal Coma is that turkey is high in the amino acid, L-Tryptophan. Tryptophan (in biochemical terms, the “L” simply means if it is facing one way or another) is a precursor to serotonin and melanin. Serotonin is the neurotransmitter that helps regulate things like appetite, sleeping, and mood. Melanin is the neurotransmitter responsible for sleep cycle regulation. So here is where the misconception is. Everyone knows turkey is high in tryptophan, which means that eating it causes your body to produce more sleepy-time chemicals. Case solved, let’s go get hella wasted. But not so fast, Capt. Drunko, there is more to this case than association.
Foods high in tryptophan include red meat and cheese. Basically foods that are in almost every single meal in America. Which is odd, because by that logic, people who eat a cheeseburger should be passing out once they eat their meal. Huh, interesting. So after all that biochemical bullshit using words I learned in my biochemistry class, that was NOT the reason why people get sleepy after Thanksgiving dinner?
Well, there is actually a very simple reason that might have been overlooked. We really need to get to the heart of this. Or actually, more like the cardiac sphincter. As in the stomach. You see, digestion requires energy. The stomach and intestines actually have muscles that need blood. When you consume a lot of food, there is a lot of blood needed in this area, and not in others, like your skeletal muscles. What is a good way to make sure more blood goes to the gut, and not anywhere else? Immobilize the person. So essentially, the reason you get tired is because you ate too much. Kinda interesting to think about, right?