The Nutrition Punk’s Haiku Corner

I got really bored

Wrote nutritional haikus

What am I doing?

Kale

Dark, green, leafy food

High nutrient dense mofo

Not just for hipsters

Celery

Long, green, high-fiber

Low Calorie water sticks

Colonic tooth brush

Coffee

Hot black seed water

Highly caffeinated prick

I drank the whole pot

Alcohol

Not very healthy

Bad, good effects.  Moderate.

I am too snobby.

Romaine Lettuce

Vitamin A rich

Beta-carotene eye sight

1-5-0 percent

Carrots

Rooty veg’table

Also Vitamin A full

Eaten with some Ranch

Bread

High glycemic load

I eat bread with sandwiches

Get the whole grain shit

 

Nuts

Some are allergic

High protein and healthy fats

Wasabi almonds

Trans-fats

Hydrogenated

Suck my dietetic cock

Linked to C-V-D


Apples

Crunchy, sweet, orb things

Variety of uses

Arsenic in core

Potatoes

Underground tubers

High carbohydrate staple

Potassium king

Any more haikus?

Think mine are poorly written?

Comment some below!!

(photo from MKDigitalArt at pixabay.com)

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Author: The Nutrition Punk

Some snarky college student at Oregon State University studying nutrition. Listens to too much rock, heavy metal and other loud music. My goal is to have a place to eliminate some misinformation about nutrition while trying to be funny about it. Note: I am not a doctor, so any advise on this site is not meant to be taken as medical advice.

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