The Nutrition Punk’s Haiku Corner

I got really bored

Wrote nutritional haikus

What am I doing?


Dark, green, leafy food

High nutrient dense mofo

Not just for hipsters


Long, green, high-fiber

Low Calorie water sticks

Colonic tooth brush


Hot black seed water

Highly caffeinated prick

I drank the whole pot


Not very healthy

Bad, good effects.  Moderate.

I am too snobby.

Romaine Lettuce

Vitamin A rich

Beta-carotene eye sight

1-5-0 percent


Rooty veg’table

Also Vitamin A full

Eaten with some Ranch


High glycemic load

I eat bread with sandwiches

Get the whole grain shit



Some are allergic

High protein and healthy fats

Wasabi almonds



Suck my dietetic cock

Linked to C-V-D


Crunchy, sweet, orb things

Variety of uses

Arsenic in core


Underground tubers

High carbohydrate staple

Potassium king

Any more haikus?

Think mine are poorly written?

Comment some below!!

(photo from MKDigitalArt at

Author: The Nutrition Punk

Some snarky college student at Oregon State University studying nutrition. Listens to too much rock, heavy metal and other loud music. My goal is to have a place to eliminate some misinformation about nutrition while trying to be funny about it. Note: I am not a doctor, so any advise on this site is not meant to be taken as medical advice.

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